Typical scenario: guy goes to a bar, does a quick scanning of the people inside the bar and walks straight to a blonde sitting all alone at the corner…the story goes. What about the Linux/Unix version of the story?

#who | grep -i “blonde” | echo “hi” | date; ┬ácd ~/bedroom ; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep

You might find this link interesting too, the war on terror for dummies – the way Linux geeks interpret and analyse the war on terror.

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2 Thoughts on “Who said Linux is not sexy?

  1. dave on May 1, 2010 at 11:19 pm said:

    How about this one?

    root@localhost# who | grep -i blonde | talk ; cd ~; wine; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; more; yes; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep

  2. Hallelujah! I neeedd this?you’re my savior.

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